From Actual Court Records
Published On: June 25, 2008
Another classic which was allegedly taken verbatim from an actual court case:
The Court: In this case the request is made for the appointment of the psychologist for the performance of an IQ test. The court does not see the need for an IQ test since it appears to me that he is dumber than a fence post.
Counsel: Has the court stated it in numerical terms?
The Court: His IQ is less than zero.